Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

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Anon E Mouse
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I just opened my fridge and it really smells of basil...

I think it’s faulty.
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"What happens after you die?"

"Lots of things happen after you die-
-They just don't involve you"
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Holy ****....What a ride!"
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My Daughter was telling me about her new boyfriend. I asked was he a nice person?

She told me he must be as he is just stated doing 500 x hours of Community Service……….
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I turned my old Volkswagen Beetle into a greenhouse in which I now grow, Thyme, Rosemary, Sage and Parsley. It really is quite “Herbie!”
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For her birthday, I took my wife to an orchard and we stood there looking at the trees for half an hour.

Not the Apple Watch she was expecting apparently...
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I know it’s a long shot but does anyone know what a trebuchet is?
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I see that two barn owls in LA been killed in a drive by hooting………
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Filled my car up last week for £110 but drove off without paying, was up in court today got fined £75.
Follow me for more money saving tips.
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As the dog sat watching the orchestra, he stared at the conductor and thought, "Just throw the damn thing!"
The old saying goes "You can please some of the people some of the time, but you will never please all the people all the time." In fact sometimes it seems impossible to even please some of the people any of the time
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Two cows, Daisy and Dolly, were standing in a field.

Daisy: "I was artificially inseminated this morning."

Dolly: "I don't believe you."

Daisy: "Straight up! No bull!"
The old saying goes "You can please some of the people some of the time, but you will never please all the people all the time." In fact sometimes it seems impossible to even please some of the people any of the time
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Richard Petty wrote: Fri Jun 17, 2022 2:54 pm Two cows, Daisy and Dolly, were standing in a field.

Daisy: "I was artificially inseminated this morning."

Dolly: "I don't believe you."

Daisy: "Straight up! No bull!"
:lol:
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My wife likes it when I blow cold air on her when she's too hot.

Personally I'm not a fan...
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My son used to like farm machinery. Not any more. Ex tractor fan.
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Im so bored sitting at home that I decided to memorize six pages of the dictionary.

I learned next to nothing.
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In the days before digital photographs, I use to work in a photo lab. It was quite a miserable job, and I left eventually as I spent all my time dealing with too many negatives.

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