Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Chalkie · Post by **Chalkie** » Wed Jun 22, 2022 9:41 am

My wife asked me "is it just me, or is the cat getting fat?"

Apparently "no it's just you" wasn't the right answer.

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Wed Jun 22, 2022 4:50 pm

Chalkie wrote: ↑Wed Jun 22, 2022 9:41 am My wife asked me "is it just me, or is the cat getting fat?"

Apparently "no it's just you" wasn't the right answer.

I really like that one

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Wed Jun 22, 2022 8:55 pm

I started reading a Stephen King novel in braille. I can’t help feeling something bad is going to happen!

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Thu Jun 23, 2022 9:55 am

Fuggletim wrote: ↑Wed Jun 22, 2022 8:55 pm I started reading a Stephen King novel in braille. I can’t help feeling something bad is going to happen!

IT might.

HarryTom · Post by **HarryTom** » Thu Jun 23, 2022 4:17 pm

Anon E Mouse wrote: ↑Thu Jun 23, 2022 9:55 am
Fuggletim wrote: ↑Wed Jun 22, 2022 8:55 pm I started reading a Stephen King novel in braille. I can’t help feeling something bad is going to happen!
IT might.

Be a Misery if it doesn't

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Thu Jun 23, 2022 5:26 pm

I was in “Desparation” for a new joke, but I took “The Stand” against that and before I could suffer from “Insomnia” about it, I thought of the idea “Just after Sunset.” If I hadn’t, I might have got into a “Rage!”

Chalkie · Post by **Chalkie** » Fri Jun 24, 2022 9:56 am

If a Welshman says "This is my fantasy"
He might just be talking about his fizzy drink.

South Coast Shot · Post by **South Coast Shot** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 6:40 am

Remember when plastic surgery was taboo? Now you can say botox.

And no-one raises an eyebrow.

South Coast Shot · Post by **South Coast Shot** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 7:26 am

Lance isn't a common name these days.

But in medieval times people were named Lance a lot

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:28 am

Karl Marx is a historically famous philosopher but no one ever mentions his sister, Onya, the inventor of the starting pistol...

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:41 am

A woman walks into the kitchen to find her fella with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting flies", he said.
"Killed any?" she asks.
"Yep 3 males & 2 females."

Intrigued she says, "How can you tell them apart?"

"3 were on a beer can & 2 were on the phone!"

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:41 am

My wife told me she's getting fed up with my obsession with Kit-Kats...

I suggested we take a break!

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:44 am

I went to see an escort last night. She advertised a 'real girlfriend experience'.

When I got there she opened the door and said, "You're late! I bet you've been down the pub."

We didn't speak for the rest of the night and I ended up sleeping on the sofa!

Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:46 am

You know the animal that kills the most people in the world? The Hepatitis Bee.......

Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:46 am

They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they’re not laughing now.......

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