Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Fuggletim]

Apparently Robinsons and Wimbledon have ended their 86 year partnership.
The break up was described as cordial

They will, however, now sponsor the “British National Squash Championships” in June 2023……

[Anon E Mouse]

I just saw Beyonce on her way to Wimbledon to watch the tennis.

She’s going to see all the ladies singles, all the ladies singles...

[Anon E Mouse]

Apparently Robinsons and Wimbledon have ended their 86 year partnership.
The break up was described as cordial

They will, however, now sponsor the “British National Squash Championships” in June 2023……

[Anon E Mouse]

f(x)=2x1 walks into a bar

The barman says, 'Sorry, we don't cater for functions'.

[Anon E Mouse]

There are 2 types of people in this world:
1. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data sets.
2.

[Anon E Mouse]

I went to the bar at Wimbledon dressed as a tennis ball.

I got served straight away.

[Richard Petty]

I went to the bar at Wimbledon dressed as a tennis ball.

I got served straight away.

I know, I heard you shouting at the barman, what a racket

[Fuggletim]

I was in the Aldershot Drive Thru McDonalds today when mascot “Ronald McDonald” showed up!

In conversation I asked if he liked Clown films? He said “Yes; I’m loving IT!”

[Anon E Mouse]

I went to the bar at Wimbledon dressed as a tennis ball.

I got served straight away.

I know, I heard you shouting at the barman, what a racket

Only because they'd run out of Juice

[Anon E Mouse]

I was in the Aldershot Drive Thru McDonalds today when mascot “Ronald McDonald” showed up!

In conversation I asked if he liked Clown films? He said “Yes; I’m loving IT!”

I thought they were only shown at Burger Stephen King

[Fuggletim]

I was in the Aldershot Drive Thru McDonalds today when mascot “Ronald McDonald” showed up!

In conversation I asked if he liked Clown films? He said “Yes; I’m loving IT!”

I thought they were only shown at Burger Stephen King

That’s really good!

[Fuggletim]

My Doctor told me to give up coffee and start drinking orange juice. After a while I felt better and my Doctor said it was probably due to the the Vitamin C in the juice. I think it was the Smirnoff in it myself….

[Chalkie]

Wife: Being in a relationship means solving problems together.

Me: Problems I wouldn't have if I was single!

[Anon E Mouse]

Mountains aren't just funny...

They are hill areas.

[Richard Petty]

I got sacked from the Salvation Army soup kitchen yesterday…

All I said was, "Hurry up for for goodness sake, some of us have got homes to go to!"