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redandbluescb
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by redandbluescb » Sun Oct 17, 2021 10:33 am

ATFC.

karlready
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by karlready » Sun Oct 17, 2021 12:14 pm

Time to wind up this thread. The ultimate joke is on the pitch.

Richard Petty
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Sun Oct 17, 2021 1:39 pm

karlready wrote:
Sun Oct 17, 2021 12:14 pm
Time to wind up this thread. The ultimate joke is on the pitch.
Noooooo......

This is the one thread we can come onto and leave smiling :D

Fuggletim
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Sun Oct 17, 2021 9:46 pm

Couldn't agree more Richard....

In the meantime an Angel went to B&Q and asked if they had a "self assembly" Christmas Tree.

The assistant said "Do you mean you want to put it up yoirself?"

"It's usually the case!" the Angel replied

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Mon Oct 18, 2021 10:33 pm

I was told a great joke about time travel next Saturday.

Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Tue Oct 19, 2021 6:58 am

I asked my wife when her birthday was.

She said, "March 1st."

So I walked around the room and asked again!

Richard Petty
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Tue Oct 19, 2021 10:02 am

Two lawyers walk into a pub. They order a couple of drinks and take their sandwiches out of their briefcases and them they begin to eat them.

Seeing this, the angry publican exclaims, “Excuse me, but you can’t eat your own sandwiches in here!”

The two lawyers look at each other, shrug their shoulders, then exchange sandwiches.

Richard Petty
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Tue Oct 19, 2021 10:06 am

I do think its funny how my wife waits for me in the kitchen all night till I come back from the pub just to ask me what time it is.

Fuggletim
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Wed Oct 20, 2021 6:32 am

I got a job with the "Highways Agency" in their press office. My job involved talking about roundabout development and was designed to keep everyone in the loop......

Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Oct 20, 2021 7:42 am

BREAKING NEWS...

A nine year old girl has disappeared after using moisturiser that makes you look ten years younger!

Fuggletim
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Wed Oct 20, 2021 8:32 pm

Walked past the "Priory" the other day. A sign on the lawn said "Keep off the Grass."

Sound advice there.......

Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Oct 20, 2021 8:45 pm

Every year in the UK, over two thousand kitchen installations are delayed because neighbours won't accept deliveries...

Just let that sink in!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Oct 20, 2021 8:47 pm

My annoying neighbour knocked on my door at 3:00 A.M. last night.

Luckily I was still awake practicing my drums.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Oct 20, 2021 10:33 pm

BREAKING: Airport police say that the number of people smuggling helium balloons in their luggage is under control, but cases continue to rise!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Oct 20, 2021 11:02 pm

I've been taking multivitamins for nearly two weeks. I think the Boots security guard is getting suspicious.


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