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Fuggletim
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Wed Sep 01, 2021 9:30 pm

The "UK Flat Earth Society" have opened an office in the USA! It is known as the "UK Apartment Earth Society!"

Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Sep 01, 2021 9:44 pm

Richard Petty wrote:
Wed Sep 01, 2021 7:28 pm
Anon E Mouse wrote:
Wed Sep 01, 2021 6:52 pm
Anon E Mouse wrote:
Wed Sep 01, 2021 6:48 pm


Been using many but the one you have found for almost 18 months.
We might duplicate if I can't be bothered to read back but hey, the Boom Boom thread is the last pleasure re connection with the club and I have invested more hours on it than a Football Ground redevelopment committee :wink:
That last bit wasn't a joke btw. I really have.
You have been a great contributor to this thread, really enjoyed your jokes 😊
Thanks Richard. Really enjoy your jokes and posts in general.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Sep 02, 2021 7:54 pm

I’ve just switched our gas and electricity to come from a supplier in Hawaii...

It's Aloha tariff.

Fuggletim
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Thu Sep 02, 2021 10:47 pm

The theory of the evolution of boy bands has been proven!

They are all descended from Monkees......

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Dr Jim Royle » Fri Sep 03, 2021 3:18 am

Over half a million reads on this thread (if i read it right?), that is some achievement, so well done to Bordon Shot, something that puts a smile on faces (unless they are from Mr Petty, where groans are often the outcome !!!).

I think the Tim Vine Joke Book must now almost be exhausted, even Ken Dodd & Bob Monkhouse would have struggled putting together so many jokes.

:lol:

Fuggletim
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Fri Sep 03, 2021 6:48 am

Not quite done yet Jim!

The Beatles are sitting in Trident Studios one day in 1968 discussing their forthcoming song "Hey Jude" when Paul McCartney asks: "So do any of you have any ideas how we can finish the song until fadeout?"

John Lennon: "Nah."

Ringo Starr: "Nah."

George Harrison: "Nah."

George Martin: "Nah."

Richard Petty
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Fri Sep 03, 2021 2:27 pm

Dr Jim Royle wrote:
Fri Sep 03, 2021 3:18 am
Over half a million reads on this thread (if i read it right?), that is some achievement, so well done to Bordon Shot, something that puts a smile on faces (unless they are from Mr Petty, where groans are often the outcome !!!).

I think the Tim Vine Joke Book must now almost be exhausted, even Ken Dodd & Bob Monkhouse would have struggled putting together so many jokes.

:lol:
Just for the good Dr

I saw a documentary on TV last night about ship building, it was riveting. :D

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Dr Jim Royle » Fri Sep 03, 2021 2:32 pm

I purchased a second hand book on Surgical Operations yesterday.

Opened it up, only to find the appendix missing.

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Yup, getting that bad !!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Sat Sep 04, 2021 10:59 am

I heard a joke about Elton John the other day; it's a little bit funny.....

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Sat Sep 04, 2021 11:20 am

Fuggletim wrote:
Sat Sep 04, 2021 10:59 am
I heard a joke about Elton John the other day; it's a little bit funny.....
He bumped into me twice and never apologised.

I said to him Sorry seems to be the hardest word with you doesn't it

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Sat Sep 04, 2021 11:55 pm

There is a new film coming out about the current situation with a shortage of truck drivers. I just saw the trailer.....

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Sat Sep 04, 2021 11:57 pm

Richard Petty wrote:
Sat Sep 04, 2021 11:20 am
Fuggletim wrote:
Sat Sep 04, 2021 10:59 am
I heard a joke about Elton John the other day; it's a little bit funny.....
He bumped into me twice and never apologised.

I said to him Sorry seems to be the hardest word with you doesn't it
Mind you, he was still standing......

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Sun Sep 05, 2021 11:21 am

Fuggletim wrote:
Sat Sep 04, 2021 11:57 pm
Richard Petty wrote:
Sat Sep 04, 2021 11:20 am
Fuggletim wrote:
Sat Sep 04, 2021 10:59 am
I heard a joke about Elton John the other day; it's a little bit funny.....
He bumped into me twice and never apologised.

I said to him Sorry seems to be the hardest word with you doesn't it
Mind you, he was still standing......
True but he was rocking from side to side like a candle in the wind

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Sep 08, 2021 7:43 am

My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture...

I have a hunch, it’s going to be me.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Wed Sep 08, 2021 11:16 am

Boris Johnson was attending a climate change press conference this morning when the subject of the new environmentally friendly higher Ethanol fuel came up.

When asked his views on E10 he replied "It's a damn fine school and gave me a wonderful education".


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