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HarryTom
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by HarryTom » Fri Sep 10, 2021 10:08 pm

Anon E Mouse wrote:
Fri Sep 10, 2021 10:01 pm
HarryTom wrote:
Fri Sep 10, 2021 9:41 pm
Anon E Mouse wrote:
Fri Sep 10, 2021 9:00 pm


You are Mike Pusey and I claim my £5 :lol:
You will be telling it to your mates, or my names not Mike Pusey :lol:
They would have all dozed off before the end Mike :wink:
LOL.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Sep 10, 2021 10:12 pm

This morning I noticed my neighbour was talking to her cat. It was obvious the poor woman thought her cat understood her…

When I got home I told my dog. We laughed so much!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Sep 10, 2021 10:30 pm

To the guy who invented zero...

Thanks for nothing.

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Post by Fuggletim » Fri Sep 10, 2021 10:43 pm

We have had all the garden gates stolen down our road. I had an idea my neighbour is responsible, but I don't want to confront him in case he takes offence.......

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Post by Richard Petty » Sat Sep 11, 2021 11:26 am

Did you know that soul singer Bill Withers had a brother called 'Bear' who wrote telephone hold music?

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Sat Sep 11, 2021 11:27 am

Got my water bill today for the last 3 months. £250!

Then I saw an advert for Oxfam stating they can supply a whole village with water for £5 a month...

Think I'll be changing my supplier!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by HarryTom » Sat Sep 11, 2021 2:42 pm

Mummy Mummy What's for dinner ?.....Shut up son, and get back in the oven
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by HarryTom » Sat Sep 11, 2021 2:44 pm

Mummy Mummy, can i play with grandad again ?...... No ! you have dug him up twice this week already !

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by HarryTom » Sat Sep 11, 2021 2:48 pm

I left 2 Woeking tickets on my dashboard yesterday.....someone smashed the window and left 2 more !

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Post by HarryTom » Sat Sep 11, 2021 2:53 pm

during The World Cup in Brazil, the England team visited an orphange........"it was heart-breaking to see their sad little faces with no hope'' said Joao, aged 6.

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Post by HarryTom » Sat Sep 11, 2021 3:00 pm

A wife say's to her husband......Choose ! it's either me or the football,? The Husband responds ''give me 90 minutes to think''

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Sep 12, 2021 9:47 am

Whenever I eat eggs benedict it reminds me of the time I lived in the Netherlands...

Those were my Holland days...

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Sep 12, 2021 9:57 am

BREAKING: A mass fight has broken out in a petrol station.

23 People arrested in Total!

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Sep 12, 2021 2:42 pm

Kids today don't know how well off they are. I was orphaned at a young age and raised by a pack of hyenas...

No toys, no posh house, facing starvation scouring for food, but boy, did we have some laughs!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Sun Sep 12, 2021 8:27 pm

A truck carrying snooker equipment has crashed on the M1 onthe way to the Crucible! Cues go back to Toddington Services...


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