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WTF
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by WTF » Wed Sep 30, 2020 9:46 am

I was looking for a sofa to buy, and the salesman pointed to one and said, “This one can seat three people without any problems.”
I said, “Where the heck am I going to find three people without any problems?”

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Sep 30, 2020 4:59 pm

Job interviewer: “At the start you’ll be earning £20,000; later that will increase to £40,000.

Me: “OK, I’ll come back later.”

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Sep 30, 2020 5:00 pm

Where is the GYM located at Hogwarts?

Right through the Dumbell Door.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Sep 30, 2020 5:01 pm

What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Sep 30, 2020 5:02 pm

My next door neighbor and I are very good friends, so we decided to share our water supply, because..

..We got along well.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Calling the shots » Wed Sep 30, 2020 6:19 pm

Anon E Mouse wrote:
Sun Sep 27, 2020 2:39 pm
I've just joined a new band, we're called 'Cat's Eyes'...

We just play middle of the road stuff.
I was in a band called 'The Missing Cats'
You probably saw the posters

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Sep 30, 2020 6:37 pm

I went back to see my doctor yesterday and told him,

"I applied the pile cream you gave me this morning and I got a very nasty reaction."

"Where exactly did you apply it?" he asked.

I said, "On the bus!"

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Sep 30, 2020 6:38 pm

My friend has been admitted to hospital after eating 8 plastic toy horses!

Just checked his condition is listed as Stable

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Sep 30, 2020 6:38 pm

My mate impulsively bought a cat despite his allergies. He later realized that it was a rash decision...

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Sep 30, 2020 10:59 pm

A Spanish magician says he will disappear after counting to three. He starts to count, “Un, dos…”

Boom ! He vanished without a tres

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by WTF » Thu Oct 01, 2020 8:54 am

Just got a new job at the factory that make chess pieces I’m on Knights this week 👍😂

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Oct 01, 2020 9:43 am

WTF wrote:
Thu Oct 01, 2020 8:54 am
Just got a new job at the factory that make chess pieces I’m on Knights this week 👍😂
Thought you worked at a Pawn shop ?

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by WTF » Thu Oct 01, 2020 9:51 am

Anon E Mouse wrote:
Thu Oct 01, 2020 9:43 am
WTF wrote:
Thu Oct 01, 2020 8:54 am
Just got a new job at the factory that make chess pieces I’m on Knights this week 👍😂
Thought you worked at a Pawn shop ?
Lol 👍

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Oct 01, 2020 8:15 pm

Coronavirus is going to be so confused when the clocks go back!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Oct 01, 2020 8:15 pm

My wife just asked if I've cut myself shaving.

Bloody cheek!!


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