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Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Oct 23, 2020 10:55 am

I always thought Rapid Vienna was an Ultravox 12” dance remix?

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Post by Shots1954 » Fri Oct 23, 2020 12:55 pm

2 circle's moved into the empty house next door. I was gonna go and say hello , but then I thought, ' nah , there's no point ' !!

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Post by Shots1954 » Fri Oct 23, 2020 12:56 pm

Does anybody know if they making 12" rulers any longer ?

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Oct 23, 2020 7:25 pm

My girlfriend broke up with me when she found out I only have 9 toes...

She was lack toes intolerant!

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Oct 23, 2020 7:26 pm

I went to a Indian restaurant last night. After I had ordered, a little old lady came to me and said, "Aren't you polite. You have such lovely manners."

Apparently, it was my complimentary nan!

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Oct 23, 2020 7:27 pm

A fella in the bar asked me what it's like to be married.

I said, "Amaze."

He asked, "You mean amazing?"

I replied, "No, I mean it's hard to get out of!"

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Oct 23, 2020 7:28 pm

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

An Ambulance immediately!

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Oct 23, 2020 7:29 pm

I received my degree in calligraphy today...

I don't think it's going to help me get a job, but it looks good on paper!

Shots1954
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Fri Oct 23, 2020 8:45 pm

Doctor, doctor; "I keep thinking I'm a supermarket."
"How long have you felt like this?"

"Ever since I was Lidl."!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Fri Oct 23, 2020 9:12 pm

i went in my pharmacy the other day enquiring about spam i asked can you get it over the counter to which the pharmacist replied only if i take 2!

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Post by Old Bob » Fri Oct 23, 2020 10:57 pm

Anon E Mouse wrote:
Thu Oct 22, 2020 6:41 am
“Winnie The Poohs gone to the Caribbean.”

“Antigua?”

“No, I think he went with Piglet...”
"My wife's gone to the West Indies."

"Jamaica?"

"No, she went of her own accord."

The old ones are the best!

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Post by WTF » Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:11 pm

Shots1954 wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 9:12 pm
i went in my pharmacy the other day enquiring about spam i asked can you get it over the counter to which the pharmacist replied only if i take 2!
I think a word had been changed here..... spam? Lol

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Oct 24, 2020 8:33 am

WTF wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:11 pm
Shots1954 wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 9:12 pm
i went in my pharmacy the other day enquiring about spam i asked can you get it over the counter to which the pharmacist replied only if i take 2!
I think a word had been changed here..... spam? Lol
Yes I found this one hard to get :lol:

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Oct 24, 2020 8:34 am

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad that I finally had to take his bike away.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Oct 24, 2020 8:35 am

A husband came back from the opticians, with a new pair of glasses and asked his wife, "How do I look?"
The wife replied, "Through the lens."


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