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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Oct 24, 2020 8:38 am

A bloke went into a builders yard and ordered 3500 red bricks.
The merchant asked him what he was building and he told him a barbecue.
"Why the hell do you need so many bricks?"
"I live on the 21st floor." He said

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Oct 24, 2020 8:39 am

Just went to slimmers world, I dropped a bag of Maltesers on the floor, best game of hungry hippos I’ve ever seen.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Oct 24, 2020 8:48 am

I have only one comment to make about Covid Lockdown Rules
It will all end in Tiers

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Oct 24, 2020 8:52 am

The day's of using proper English are long went !

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Post by Fuggletim » Sat Oct 24, 2020 9:05 am

A man walks into a Welsh pub.

He is immediately arrested for breach of lockdown laws......

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Post by Shots1954 » Sat Oct 24, 2020 9:12 am

The missus gave me a shopping list:
Bread, jam, marmalade, hot chocolate, black eyed peas and a meatloaf. Where do I go for these? Tesco or HMV?

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Post by Shots1954 » Sat Oct 24, 2020 9:13 am

WTF wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:11 pm
Shots1954 wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 9:12 pm
i went in my pharmacy the other day enquiring about spam i asked can you get it over the counter to which the pharmacist replied only if i take 2!
I think a word had been changed here..... spam? Lol
Well when I posted it the word wasn't spam........

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Post by Shots1954 » Sat Oct 24, 2020 5:16 pm

What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away...

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Oct 24, 2020 5:38 pm

What happens when you dont battle and lose every challenge ?

You get knocked out of the FA Cup by your neighbours. :(

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Oct 25, 2020 8:59 am

Doctor: “It seems you have a severe phobia of marriage. Do you understand the symptoms?”

Man: “Can’t say I do”

Doctor: “Yep, that’s the main one...”

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Oct 25, 2020 9:00 am

I recently walked down a street where the houses were numbered ; 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB.

That was a trip down memory lane...

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Oct 25, 2020 9:01 am

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by it’s diameter?

Pumpkin Pi

(Bit early)

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Oct 25, 2020 9:02 am

“I’m a bit nervous about this cruise...”

“Go and listen to some music then, there’s a band on ship”

“A what?”

“A BAND ON SHIP!!”

😳😳😳

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Oct 25, 2020 9:02 am

I’ve started a business making glass coffins.

Will it be successful?

Remains to be seen...

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Oct 25, 2020 9:03 am

I saw a couple walking round the supermarket with a barcode wrapped around them.
I went over and asked;
"Are you two an item?"


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