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Anon E Mouse
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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Oct 25, 2020 9:03 am

My wife bought me this horrible leather jacket, and has somehow convinced me to wear it.

I guess I’m easily suede...

Fuggletim
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Post by Fuggletim » Sun Oct 25, 2020 10:51 am

Saw a Maths book looking all lonely by itself; so many problems....

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Oct 25, 2020 2:06 pm

Sadly we’ve lost some of our local businesses recently.
The bra shop has gone bust, the watch-menders has called time, the paper shop folded, the shoe repairers has been soled, the food blender factory gone into liquidation, and the TV aerial shop called in the receivers...

Anon E Mouse
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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Oct 25, 2020 2:07 pm

Me and the wife decided to make our own sex tape.

I was a bit annoyed when she started holding auditions for my part !!

Anon E Mouse
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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Oct 25, 2020 2:07 pm

Took the wife to a Chinese restaurant last night.

She complained the lights were too bright and asked them to dim sum...

WTF
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Post by WTF » Sun Oct 25, 2020 2:10 pm

Does anyone know what "IDK" means in a text? Nobody seems to be able to tell me!

WTF
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by WTF » Sun Oct 25, 2020 2:12 pm

How do you keep an idiot in suspense??

Shots1954
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Post by Shots1954 » Sun Oct 25, 2020 5:53 pm

I have read that, by law, you have to turn your headlights on when it's raining in Sweden.
How the hell am I supposed to know when it's raining in Sweden!

steveshot
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Post by steveshot » Sun Oct 25, 2020 6:12 pm

Alexa! What’s the weather like in Sweden 😀😀

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Post by Shots1954 » Sun Oct 25, 2020 6:21 pm

steveshot wrote:
Sun Oct 25, 2020 6:12 pm
Alexa! What’s the weather like in Sweden 😀😀
👍Lol

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Sun Oct 25, 2020 6:34 pm

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves ?
RUSSELL!

Fuggletim
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Post by Fuggletim » Sun Oct 25, 2020 8:44 pm

Did you know it's rare to get a joke about a steak? If you do, though it is often well done.

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Post by Chalkie » Mon Oct 26, 2020 9:39 am

*BREAKING NEWS*
Seven dinghies packed with refugees arrived on a beach at Weston-Super-Mare this morning.
Government sources said they are being returned to Wales immediately.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Mon Oct 26, 2020 6:39 pm

You know, you can never lose a homing pigeon! If it doesn't come home, it was only a pigeon!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Mon Oct 26, 2020 7:18 pm

Apparently, police dogs will be patrolling in pairs from now on. This is so they can use a good boy, bad boy routine on suspects...


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