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Shots1954
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Post by Shots1954 » Fri Nov 13, 2020 10:31 am

shots1965 wrote:
Thu Nov 12, 2020 7:59 pm
Shots1954 wrote:
Tue Nov 10, 2020 10:08 am
Just found out the bloke who invented the Cross word is buried in our local cemetery, you go in thru the main gate, turn left, go to the first grave stone and then go four along and six down!
Been done
Whoops lol

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Post by Shots1954 » Fri Nov 13, 2020 10:32 am

Whatever possessed Mr &Mrs Loaf to name their son 'Meat' ?

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Post by Shots1954 » Fri Nov 13, 2020 10:33 am

I used to absolutely love tractors.
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Does that make me an extractor fan?!

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Post by Shots1954 » Fri Nov 13, 2020 10:34 am

What did the window say to the door?

What are you squeaking for? I got the pane!

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Post by Shots1954 » Sat Nov 14, 2020 11:18 am

I've just dropped a full box of Kleenex Mansize on my big toe, it did not hurt much, but I have sustained a soft tissue injury!

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Post by Fuggletim » Sat Nov 14, 2020 5:38 pm

Fact of the day: 1in 4 amphibians is a "Leap Frog"

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Post by Old Bob » Sat Nov 14, 2020 8:45 pm

As a cat lover, Old Bob particularly likes the occasional cat jokes on here ... like the Cats Protection League and the un-deux-trois ones.

Did you know that radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?

😸

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Post by Shots1954 » Sun Nov 15, 2020 9:33 am

I am considering a second volume on Hurricanes and Tornadoes I just hope others don't find it long winded.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Sun Nov 15, 2020 9:34 am

Someone has glued my pack of cards together...

I don't know how to deal with it.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Sun Nov 15, 2020 9:35 am

A worker fell into a vat at the Branston factory..... management say he is in a right pickle.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Sun Nov 15, 2020 9:35 am

Typical..The supermarket shelves for Oxo are empty. I'm surprised they're out of stock...

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Post by WTF » Sun Nov 15, 2020 10:46 am

Does anyone know that woman with one leg shorter than the other ?

Sure she said her name was Eileen!

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Post by WTF » Sun Nov 15, 2020 12:27 pm

Did you know that if you took all the cars in the world and put them end to end, a BMW would pull out and try and pass them all?

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Post by Shots1954 » Mon Nov 16, 2020 9:19 am

If you had tea with the Queen, what kind of tea would it be?
Royalty.......

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Mon Nov 16, 2020 9:20 am

Accidentally drank invisible ink...I am now in Hospital waiting to be seen.


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