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WTF
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Post by WTF » Wed Jan 06, 2021 6:45 pm

I received a weird phone call earlier from a shady character who demanded: "Ten grand in used notes, or you’ll never see your missus again!” Both of these options were quite tempting, but in the end, I decided to take the cash...

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Post by WTF » Wed Jan 06, 2021 6:46 pm

I’m never jogging behind a Council lorry in winter ever again!

Said through gritted teeth!

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Post by WTF » Wed Jan 06, 2021 6:47 pm

I've been watching repeats of Foyles War starring Michael Kitchen . Hang on Kitchen Foyle is that how he got the part?
Happy New Year . Hopefully

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Post by WTF » Wed Jan 06, 2021 6:48 pm

Does anyone know what
DNA stands for?
Somebody told me it stands for National Dyslexic Association.
Is this true?

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Thu Jan 07, 2021 10:10 am

My new year's resolution is to be more assertive if that's ok with all of you?

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Post by Shots1954 » Thu Jan 07, 2021 10:11 am

I just left my second job at the shoe recycling factory..... it was sole destroying!

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Post by Shots1954 » Thu Jan 07, 2021 10:12 am

What's everyone using to scrape the ice off? I used a discount card but only got 20% off....

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Post by Shots1954 » Thu Jan 07, 2021 10:12 am

I visited Hyde Park this morning but couldn’t find anybody....

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Post by Shots1954 » Thu Jan 07, 2021 10:13 am

Last night my wife text me to say she was in casualty.
I rushed home, watched all 50 minutes of it and didn't see her at all.
She's still not home.
I'm hungry! 😕

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Post by Shots1954 » Thu Jan 07, 2021 10:15 am

Once upon a time there was a Knight who was in battle and was attacked from all sides. His name was Sir Ounded

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Post by Richard Petty » Thu Jan 07, 2021 11:50 am

Ofsted have had to remind head teachers that the requirement for them to organise "School Outings" refers to taking pupils to other locations for visits to cultural or historical sites. This clarification was required following the naming of three homosexuals, two lesbians and a transgnender at a recent school assembly.

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Post by WTF » Thu Jan 07, 2021 6:23 pm

A lion had become old and slow and decided that he needed a disguise to catch his prey. So he bought a gorilla suit before heading to the watering hole. On the way there he met 2 eagles.
The first said, "Hi Mr Lion".
The second asked, "Where did you get the gorilla suit?"
The lion was shocked! "How did you know it was me?" he asked.
The eagles then started to sing, "You can't hide your lion eyes..."

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Fri Jan 08, 2021 7:40 pm

Did you know there is a chinese restaurant near Anfield, called "You never wok alone"?

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Post by Old Bob » Fri Jan 08, 2021 8:17 pm

Shots1954 wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 7:40 pm
Did you know there is a chinese restaurant near Anfield, called "You never wok alone"?
Sulery not?

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Sat Jan 09, 2021 10:06 am

Old Bob wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 8:17 pm
Shots1954 wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 7:40 pm
Did you know there is a chinese restaurant near Anfield, called "You never wok alone"?
Sulery not?
👍


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