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Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed May 13, 2020 9:31 pm

Just finished my 30th Marathon since this locked started.


Still can bring myself to call them Snickers. :wink:

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu May 14, 2020 2:32 pm

My mate claim's that he can tighten nut's and bolt's, just by sitting on them.

Personally, I think he's torquing out of his backside !!

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu May 14, 2020 10:30 pm

One for you DP. :D

A got a brown envelope through the door this morning that had ‘Do not bend’ on it.

I thought, how am I going to pick that up then ?

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri May 15, 2020 3:13 pm

I was walking past a pet shop...

A sign on the shop front said ; "Pedigree Netherlands cats for sale".

I didn’t believe they were from the Netherlands so I went into the shop and asked the assistant...

"How Dutch is that moggie in the window?".

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Post by shotshammo » Fri May 15, 2020 9:10 pm

An Irishman walked into a pub and asked the bar man, has an Englishman and a Scotsman been in here.
The barman asked why he was looking for them.
The Irishman replied, it's no joke without them.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat May 16, 2020 3:42 pm

I once bought a Bonnie Tyler Satnav, but it was rubbish.

It kept telling me to turn around .

...... and every now and then it falls apart !

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun May 17, 2020 11:11 pm

My wife always tells me off for putting the plates and bowls in the wrong cupboards!

She thinks I’m dishlexic! 🍲

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Post by 80fc » Mon May 18, 2020 8:13 am

My neighbour hammered on my front door at 3am last night. Lucky for him I was still up practicing my drums.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon May 18, 2020 10:15 am

80fc wrote:
Mon May 18, 2020 8:13 am
My neighbour hammered on my front door at 3am last night. Lucky for him I was still up practicing my drums.
:lol:

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon May 18, 2020 10:19 am

There has been a robbery in the paper factory in Bristol.
Police believe they took the A4.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon May 18, 2020 10:20 am

I recently bought a friend an Elephant for his room. He said ‘thanks’ and I said ‘don’t mention it’

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by shotshammo » Mon May 18, 2020 11:09 am

80fc being an ex drummer I like that one. :D
Could you explain your last joke Anon E Mouse.
I thought I was in the running for the worst jokes, don't go and spoil it.

A cow went into a butchers shop and said you do realise your putting my life at steak.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon May 18, 2020 2:56 pm

shotshammo wrote:
Mon May 18, 2020 11:09 am
80fc being an ex drummer I like that one. :D
Could you explain your last joke Anon E Mouse.
I thought I was in the running for the worst jokes, don't go and spoil it.

A cow went into a butchers shop and said you do realise your putting my life at steak.
Haven’t you ever heard of the saying ‘nobody has mentioned the Elephant in the room’ ?
If you haven’t you obviously won’t of got the joke.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by shotshammo » Mon May 18, 2020 4:00 pm

Thanks for the reply Anon E Mouse, I must have lived a sheltered life. :)

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon May 18, 2020 6:46 pm

Here’s one you will get Mr Hammo.

I used to make these amazing fizzy sweets that everyone loved! Then one day I forgot how to make them.

So I went on a refreshers course.


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