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Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon May 25, 2020 10:12 am

This is a message to the Git that stole my shoes while I was on the bouncy castle. ‘Grow up’

Anon E Mouse
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Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon May 25, 2020 10:13 am

FOR SALE

Packet of Polo's

Unopened

Mint condition

Fuggletim
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Mon May 25, 2020 10:53 am

What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

Anon E Mouse
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Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon May 25, 2020 3:09 pm

As a newly qualified vet, I’m now permitted to treat animals.

So last night, I took a herd of cows out for drinks.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by hepcat » Mon May 25, 2020 4:46 pm

I dumped my girlfriend last night. "Is it because of my squint ?" she said. "Yes. You're always seeing someone on the side"
I went out with a girl that had a wooden leg. I had to break it off after a week.
(Who else has ben watching Bullseye on challenge ?)

Fuggletim
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Mon May 25, 2020 10:32 pm

Is a spade ground breaking technology?

shots1965
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by shots1965 » Tue May 26, 2020 12:13 am

If Pele was smelly, would Eusebio

From my school days… Apologies

Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Tue May 26, 2020 8:16 am

My mate is trying to get in the Guinness Book of World Records by counting backwards from One Million.

He says he’ll stop at nothing.

shotshammo
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by shotshammo » Tue May 26, 2020 11:02 am

Is there anybody who thinks there are more important things to write about, (6 pages in the Daily Mail) than the Cummings and Goings of one person. :(

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Tue May 26, 2020 12:17 pm

I have trained my dog to bring me Red Wine.

He is a Bordeaux Collie.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Tue May 26, 2020 12:47 pm

The writer of 'The Hokey Cokey' song has died .
It was a struggle getting him in the coffin .
They put his left leg in ....... and then the trouble started !

SHOTSMAN68
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by SHOTSMAN68 » Tue May 26, 2020 1:01 pm

shotshammo wrote:
Tue May 26, 2020 11:02 am
Is there anybody who thinks there are more important things to write about, (6 pages in the Daily Mail) than the Cummings and Goings of one person. :(
if this is a boom boom joke then sorry for not getting it


anyway this is a boom boom thread by anon a mouse so



I do see where your coming from shotshammo but if you had put your comment on a different thread i would have tried to have given you some sort of answer

Sorry ‘68, I know that standards have dropped ‘a bit‘ since March (Coronavirus) time but that was a bit too close to the knuckle.

Birdy.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by SHOTSMAN68 » Tue May 26, 2020 6:23 pm

SHOTSMAN68 wrote:
Tue May 26, 2020 1:01 pm
shotshammo wrote:
Tue May 26, 2020 11:02 am
Is there anybody who thinks there are more important things to write about, (6 pages in the Daily Mail) than the Cummings and Goings of one person. :(
if this is a boom boom joke then sorry for not getting it


anyway this is a boom boom thread by anon a mouse so



I do see where your coming from shotshammo but if you had put your comment on a different thread i would have tried to have given you some sort of answer

Sorry ‘68, I know that standards have dropped ‘a bit‘ since March (Coronavirus) time but that was a bit too close to the knuckle.

Birdy.
sorry birdy i agree your totally right i did think it was a bit naughty but my finger slip on the submit button so it was a bit too late to change it I will try and behave in future

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Dr Jim Royle » Tue May 26, 2020 7:25 pm

Got home last night and told the Mrs, that Emilio, our Milkman, I overheard him in the pub telling everybody that he had made mad passionate love to every woman in our road bar one.

The Mrs said, "Bet it's that snooty sort at Number 56".

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Birdman » Tue May 26, 2020 7:37 pm

SHOTSMAN68 wrote:
Tue May 26, 2020 6:23 pm
SHOTSMAN68 wrote:
Tue May 26, 2020 1:01 pm
shotshammo wrote:
Tue May 26, 2020 11:02 am
Is there anybody who thinks there are more important things to write about, (6 pages in the Daily Mail) than the Cummings and Goings of one person. :(
if this is a boom boom joke then sorry for not getting it


anyway this is a boom boom thread by anon a mouse so



I do see where your coming from shotshammo but if you had put your comment on a different thread i would have tried to have given you some sort of answer

Sorry ‘68, I know that standards have dropped ‘a bit‘ since March (Coronavirus) time but that was a bit too close to the knuckle.

Birdy.
sorry birdy i agree your totally right i did think it was a bit naughty but my finger slip on the submit button so it was a bit too late to change it I will try and behave in future
Easy to amend or delete one’s own post ‘68.
To delete your post click on the ‘x’ above your comment then follow the simple instructions. It’s not compulsory to give a reason (there’s a box for that purpose) so that’s your choice. Please note though, you can only delete your post if no-one else has posted after you. If someone has, the ‘x’ option won’t be available.

To amend a post click on the 🖋 icon (also above your comment) and then when the amendment page appears (it’s basically the same page that you originally wrote your comment on), make the necessary amendment(s) then submit again.
If no-one has posted after you then your amendment won’t be evident but if someone has posted before (or whilst you are making) your amendment it will be recorded (last edited by SHOTSMAN68, date and time, 1 time in total).

Hope that helps.


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