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Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Jul 04, 2020 6:37 pm

Shot By Both Sides wrote:
Sat Jul 04, 2020 12:28 pm
Anon E Mouse wrote:
Sat Jul 04, 2020 10:23 am
Cost me a fortune today. Facebook was down so I had to ring 42 friends to ask them what they had for breakfast :shock:
+1 I like anythings that slags off Facebook.

I defend Twitter because I fit in - I'm a twit, you see.
If you did both you could be a twitface. 😉

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Jul 04, 2020 6:41 pm

The worst pub i’ve ever been in was called The Fiddle. It was a vile inn.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Jul 04, 2020 6:42 pm

Elton John says he is only going to wear skinny jeans from now on.

Goodbye normal jeans !

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Post by 80fc » Sat Jul 04, 2020 7:18 pm

With the pubs open now I'm going on a blind date. The only thing I know is that she's 6'6" . I can't wait two metre.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Jul 04, 2020 9:54 pm

My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "No it doesn't"

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Sat Jul 04, 2020 10:08 pm

I went to the local kebab van and asked could I have. "True Blue/Vogue" kebab?

The bloke there said "So you want a Maddoner?

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Jul 05, 2020 12:29 am

Vincent Price was taller that Katie Price and heavier than Alan Price.
I found this on a Price Comparison Website.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Jul 05, 2020 12:10 pm

The train announcer has just said "You need to change at Birmingham for Rugby!"
I don't know what to do, I haven't bought my kit!!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Jul 05, 2020 12:11 pm

I walked into McDonalds today and said
"I've no money but I would like to buy a Veggie Delux burger and fries please "

The girl said "with what? "

I replied "a large Coke thanks".

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Jul 05, 2020 12:13 pm

Does any one know how many times I can legally sell a homing pigeon on eBay ?

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Jul 05, 2020 12:14 pm

With great power comes great electricity bills.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Jul 05, 2020 12:16 pm

Did you know ?
You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Jul 05, 2020 1:19 pm

One way or another I will stop quoting Blondie lyrics!!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Sun Jul 05, 2020 4:22 pm

I was getting fed up with people not socially distancing and standing too close to me. That is why I involved the Police...

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shot By Both Sides » Sun Jul 05, 2020 7:05 pm

Anon E Mouse wrote:
Sat Jul 04, 2020 6:37 pm
Shot By Both Sides wrote:
Sat Jul 04, 2020 12:28 pm
Anon E Mouse wrote:
Sat Jul 04, 2020 10:23 am
Cost me a fortune today. Facebook was down so I had to ring 42 friends to ask them what they had for breakfast :shock:
+1 I like anythings that slags off Facebook.

I defend Twitter because I fit in - I'm a twit, you see.
If you did both you could be a twitface. 😉
I'm outta here Mick, take care mate. Too many bellends to deal with here.


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