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Post by Anon E Mouse » Tue Jul 28, 2020 7:47 am

Don't let em take your forehead temperature as you go in the shop. It erases your memory. I went for milk bread and came home with case of beer, a bottle of wine

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Tue Jul 28, 2020 7:48 am

If you wear glasses and you've been forced to wear a mask you may be entitled to condensation 🤓

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Tue Jul 28, 2020 7:49 am

Do you have any pets?"

"Yes, I have a dog"

"Any hobbies?"

"Rolling around in mud and fetching sticks"!!

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Tue Jul 28, 2020 8:00 am

I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornados...

It’s only a draft at the moment.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Tue Jul 28, 2020 12:42 pm

I’ve just spent a £1000 on a limousine and just been told it comes with no driver. Can’t believe I’ve paid all that money and nothing to Chauffeur it .

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Tue Jul 28, 2020 12:44 pm

My teacher once said to the class, "Name something beginning with T you're not good at."

I put my hand up and said "Spelling !"

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Tue Jul 28, 2020 1:29 pm

My kids asked me what it was like to grow up in the 70’s and 80’s, so I took away their phones and switched off the internet.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Tue Jul 28, 2020 1:34 pm

I asked the jeweller if I could see him fix something. He said "Why?"
Your sign says "WATCH REPAIRS HERE" I replied.

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Post by SHOTSMAN68 » Tue Jul 28, 2020 2:36 pm

what would david beckhams name be if he was a spice girl
waste of spice

what do david beckham and british rail trains have in common
they both go in and out of victoria

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Tue Jul 28, 2020 7:54 pm

I just read that Rod Stewart has five drinks of tea a day, all of varying sizes.

The first cup is the deepest...

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Tue Jul 28, 2020 7:58 pm

The fashion industry is claiming that the new clothing line from Bucks Fizz is really poor quality, the skirts are definitely a rip-off!!

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Tue Jul 28, 2020 7:59 pm

At the end of the day," my father always said, "the most important thing is that nobody gets hurt."

Nice man. Useless boxer.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Jul 29, 2020 8:13 am

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Jul 29, 2020 8:14 am

I've just bought a new bicycle but it came without accessories, if you see any, can you give me a bell ?

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Post by 80fc » Wed Jul 29, 2020 8:18 am

I'm thinking of making my own snooker cue, anybody with any tips?


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