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Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Jul 29, 2020 1:09 pm

80fc wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 8:18 am
I'm thinking of making my own snooker cue, anybody with any tips?
Give it a rest !!
Think we need to chalk that one off. :wink:

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Jul 29, 2020 1:18 pm

I’m trying to organise a cricket match for a team of soul singers...

I haven’t got any batsmen or bowlers yet, but I think that Curtis Mayfield...

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Jul 29, 2020 1:19 pm

I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81.

He said “no”.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Jul 29, 2020 1:21 pm

If someone asks you, Don't spell part backwards.
It's a trap!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Dr Jim Royle » Wed Jul 29, 2020 3:57 pm

Just heard the King Of Spain has been quarantined on his private jet.

That means, the reign in Spain stays mainly on the plane.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Dr Jim Royle » Wed Jul 29, 2020 3:58 pm

Henry VIII's second wife would never rush into a room.

She'd just amble in.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by 80fc » Wed Jul 29, 2020 4:17 pm

Dr Jim Royle wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 3:58 pm
Henry VIII's second wife would never rush into a room.

She'd just amble in.
Neither did her brother Tenpin

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Jul 29, 2020 4:20 pm

Dr Jim Royle wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 3:58 pm
Henry VIII's second wife would never rush into a room.

She'd just amble in.
It’s a classic :D

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Wed Jul 29, 2020 6:26 pm

Anon E Mouse wrote:
Tue Jul 28, 2020 7:59 pm
At the end of the day," my father always said, "the most important thing is that nobody gets hurt."

Nice man. Useless boxer.
Oddly enough, at the end of the day my Dad often used to say "Good night!"

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Jul 29, 2020 7:34 pm

Apparently Boy George's reptile has bitten 5 people today

He needs a calmer chamaeleon!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by 80fc » Wed Jul 29, 2020 8:19 pm

Anon E Mouse wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 7:34 pm
Apparently Boy George's reptile has bitten 5 people today

He needs a calmer chamaeleon!
Did he have a reptile dysfunction

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Jul 30, 2020 12:06 am

When I worked for the local newspaper, this bloke kept coming up to me and hitting me across the head with a rolled up paper.

I asked my colleague who it was.

He said "Oh, that's the editor"!!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:38 am

“I was running away from an erupting volcano and I tripped up on a rock!”
“Krakatoa?”
“No but I twisted my ankle..

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Jul 30, 2020 9:22 am

I used to sneak out of my home to go to parties...

Now I sneak out of parties to go home!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Jul 30, 2020 9:22 am

My wife hates it when our next door neighbour sunbathes topless in her garden...

Personally I’m on the fence!


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