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Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Jul 30, 2020 2:03 pm

Does anyone remember the name of the big bird in Sesame Street?

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Jul 30, 2020 2:05 pm

A year ago today, I married my best friend.






My wife's not happy about it but me and Dave were drunk and thought it was funny.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Jul 30, 2020 2:08 pm

Lead me not into temptation.
Oh who am I kidding, follow me I know a shortcut :D

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Jul 30, 2020 2:09 pm

I bought a greyhound today. My wife said, "Are you going to race him?" "No he's way faster than me!" I replied.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Jul 30, 2020 2:10 pm

I'm not really a fan of innuendo jokes but I do occasionally slip one in!

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Jul 30, 2020 2:10 pm

At breakfast, I asked my wife "What would you do I if won the lottery?" She replied, "I’d take half, and then leave you."

"Great," I said. "I won £25 last night. Here’s £12.50. Stay in touch!"

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Jul 30, 2020 2:18 pm

My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters...

My daughter Chewbacca not so much!

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Jul 30, 2020 10:47 pm

I’m trying to organise a Hide and Seek tournament for a while, but it is not easy...

Good players are hard to find!

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Jul 31, 2020 8:17 am

Topical Joke.

My first ever job was working in Argos but I was completely hopeless at it and made lots of mistakes.

It was a catalogue of disasters....

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Jul 31, 2020 10:02 am

My boss pulled up in his brand new BMW today and I couldn't help but admire it.

"Nice car," I said as he got out.

"Well," he said, noticing my admiring looks. "Work hard, put the hours in, and this time next year I'll have an even better one!"

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Jul 31, 2020 10:03 am

My wife woke up with a huge smile on her face this morning.

I love felt tips.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Jul 31, 2020 10:03 am

I'm in Court tomorrow for defacing library books, I tippexed all the full stops out of them.

My solicitor reckons I'm in for a long sentence!!

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Post by 80fc » Fri Jul 31, 2020 11:20 am

They're going to build a library as part of the new stadium. I'd tell you more but it's all hush hush

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Jul 31, 2020 11:47 am

Got a new book delivered today today... It's called 'the history of Sellotape'....

I've tried to start reading it but I can't find the beginning!

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Post by 80fc » Fri Jul 31, 2020 12:24 pm

Got a book today about zero gravity. .. I couldn't put it down


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