Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

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Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by South Coast Shot » Thu May 12, 2022 4:00 pm

I’ve recently landed a job writing for ‘Ice Cream Monthly’ - very exciting - especially as I’ve just got my first large scoop.
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Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by Fuggletim » Fri May 13, 2022 9:35 pm

They always said taking up poetry wasn’t a good idea as I am dyslexic. Well, I don’t know the first 3 x vases I have made are pretty good!

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat May 14, 2022 7:59 am

I refuse to accept the fact that I fell overboard on an Egyptian river cruise…
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Post by Fuggletim » Sat May 14, 2022 10:03 am

Had to think about that one😆

A few years ago I went on a river cruise along one of the smaller tributaries of the same Egyptian river as it was cheaper. A lot of my friends made jokes about it which I thought was juvenile…….

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat May 14, 2022 1:57 pm

My wife just shouted at me "I think you’re having an affair with that woman from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch!!"

I replied, "How can you say such a thing?!”
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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat May 14, 2022 1:57 pm

Fuggletim wrote:
Sat May 14, 2022 10:03 am
Had to think about that one😆

A few years ago I went on a river cruise along one of the smaller tributaries of the same Egyptian river as it was cheaper. A lot of my friends made jokes about it which I thought was juvenile…….
:lol:
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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat May 14, 2022 3:07 pm

I had a goal to lose 2 stone by the end of the year.
Just 3 stone to go.
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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat May 14, 2022 8:03 pm

Just had some people at my door trying to convince me that brown bread was better than white bread.

They were Hovis witnesses.
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Post by Fuggletim » Sun May 15, 2022 1:07 pm

I’m going camping next week and I bought some cheap travel insurance. The only problem is is the small print it says that if my tent gets stolen, I am not covered…….

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Post by Fuggletim » Sun May 15, 2022 10:20 pm

I made some shoes from banana skins; well they are more slippers really….

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon May 16, 2022 7:28 am

I've been really fed up lately.
My friend said, it could be worse, I could be in a hole in the ground filled with water.

I know he means well.
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Post by Chalkie » Mon May 16, 2022 10:39 am

Silence is Golden.

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Post by South Coast Shot » Tue May 17, 2022 7:53 am

Did you hear about the guy who was sacked from the amusement park for telling too many bad jokes?

He's suing them for funfair dismissal.
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Post by Anon E Mouse » Tue May 17, 2022 8:46 am

My wife asked "Do you know any tennis puns?”

I said "No, they're not really my forte love".
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Post by South Coast Shot » Tue May 17, 2022 10:49 am

Anon E Mouse wrote:
Tue May 17, 2022 8:46 am
My wife asked "Do you know any tennis puns?”

I said "No, they're not really my forte love".
I put that on social media and the likes simply flooded in. 🤭 😇
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