Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
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I’ve recently landed a job writing for ‘Ice Cream Monthly’ - very exciting - especially as I’ve just got my first large scoop.
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They always said taking up poetry wasn’t a good idea as I am dyslexic. Well, I don’t know the first 3 x vases I have made are pretty good!
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I refuse to accept the fact that I fell overboard on an Egyptian river cruise…
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Had to think about that one
A few years ago I went on a river cruise along one of the smaller tributaries of the same Egyptian river as it was cheaper. A lot of my friends made jokes about it which I thought was juvenile…….

A few years ago I went on a river cruise along one of the smaller tributaries of the same Egyptian river as it was cheaper. A lot of my friends made jokes about it which I thought was juvenile…….
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My wife just shouted at me "I think you’re having an affair with that woman from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch!!"
I replied, "How can you say such a thing?!”
I replied, "How can you say such a thing?!”
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I had a goal to lose 2 stone by the end of the year.
Just 3 stone to go.
Just 3 stone to go.
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Just had some people at my door trying to convince me that brown bread was better than white bread.
They were Hovis witnesses.
They were Hovis witnesses.
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I’m going camping next week and I bought some cheap travel insurance. The only problem is is the small print it says that if my tent gets stolen, I am not covered…….
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I made some shoes from banana skins; well they are more slippers really….
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I've been really fed up lately.
My friend said, it could be worse, I could be in a hole in the ground filled with water.
I know he means well.
My friend said, it could be worse, I could be in a hole in the ground filled with water.
I know he means well.
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Silence is Golden.
Duct tape is Silver.
Duct tape is Silver.
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Holy ****....What a ride!"
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Did you hear about the guy who was sacked from the amusement park for telling too many bad jokes?
He's suing them for funfair dismissal.
He's suing them for funfair dismissal.
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My wife asked "Do you know any tennis puns?”
I said "No, they're not really my forte love".
I said "No, they're not really my forte love".
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I put that on social media and the likes simply flooded in.Anon E Mouse wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 8:46 amMy wife asked "Do you know any tennis puns?”
I said "No, they're not really my forte love".


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