Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[South Coast Shot]

I’ve recently landed a job writing for ‘Ice Cream Monthly’ - very exciting - especially as I’ve just got my first large scoop.

[Fuggletim]

They always said taking up poetry wasn’t a good idea as I am dyslexic. Well, I don’t know the first 3 x vases I have made are pretty good!

[Anon E Mouse]

I refuse to accept the fact that I fell overboard on an Egyptian river cruise…

[Fuggletim]

Had to think about that one

A few years ago I went on a river cruise along one of the smaller tributaries of the same Egyptian river as it was cheaper. A lot of my friends made jokes about it which I thought was juvenile…….

[Anon E Mouse]

My wife just shouted at me "I think you’re having an affair with that woman from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch!!"

I replied, "How can you say such a thing?!”

[Anon E Mouse]

Had to think about that one

A few years ago I went on a river cruise along one of the smaller tributaries of the same Egyptian river as it was cheaper. A lot of my friends made jokes about it which I thought was juvenile…….

[Anon E Mouse]

I had a goal to lose 2 stone by the end of the year.
Just 3 stone to go.

[Anon E Mouse]

Just had some people at my door trying to convince me that brown bread was better than white bread.

They were Hovis witnesses.

[Fuggletim]

I’m going camping next week and I bought some cheap travel insurance. The only problem is is the small print it says that if my tent gets stolen, I am not covered…….

[Fuggletim]

I made some shoes from banana skins; well they are more slippers really….

[Anon E Mouse]

I've been really fed up lately.
My friend said, it could be worse, I could be in a hole in the ground filled with water.

I know he means well.

[Chalkie]

Silence is Golden.

Duct tape is Silver.

[South Coast Shot]

Did you hear about the guy who was sacked from the amusement park for telling too many bad jokes?

He's suing them for funfair dismissal.

[Anon E Mouse]

My wife asked "Do you know any tennis puns?”

I said "No, they're not really my forte love".

[South Coast Shot]

My wife asked "Do you know any tennis puns?”

I said "No, they're not really my forte love".

I put that on social media and the likes simply flooded in.