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Anon E Mouse
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Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed May 20, 2020 9:36 am

I was told that exercise helps with your decision making. It’s true. I went to the gym once and decided never to go again !

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed May 20, 2020 9:37 am

I was chatting a girl up and she told me she was a sergeant in the police force. Anyway Tina asked me if I wanted to spend the night at hers which I gladly excepted. The next morning she offered me eggs , bacon ,beans and sausages. I said to her...
Don’t fry for me sergeant Tina.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu May 21, 2020 2:10 pm

My wife said: ‘Did you know butterflies only live for one day?’

I said: ‘That’s a myth.’

She said: ‘No, it’s definitely a butterfly.’”

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri May 22, 2020 11:11 pm

If you challenge death to a pillow fight beware of the reaper cushions.

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Post by shotshammo » Sat May 23, 2020 8:51 am

Love that one Anon E Mouse
Keep up the good work. :)

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Post by shotshammo » Sat May 23, 2020 8:55 am

With all this dry sunny weather, we could do with a longer period of rain, the Queen said she would do her best.

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Post by Fuggletim » Sat May 23, 2020 9:48 am

Think a few knives may be getting broken at the bottom of the barrel, but keep 'em coming! 😆

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Post by Giles » Sat May 23, 2020 10:05 am

I went to the doctors the other day & told him i felt like a pig, he asked how long this had been going on, i said oh about a WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!

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Post by Giles » Sat May 23, 2020 10:10 am

I went to the doctors again with a flatulence problem, he asked me to get undressed & proceeded to press parts of my body & with each press I farted, the doctor then disappeared out of the room & returned holding a pole with a hook on the end, 'where are you going to stick that!!' i asked, 'Im going to open the bloody window it stinks in here'

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat May 23, 2020 11:09 am

Breaking News.
Winalot are on the verge of going bust. They've called in the retrievers !

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Post by Fuggletim » Sat May 23, 2020 11:17 am

Heard that staff at Sandown Park are about to be furlonged too!

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat May 23, 2020 1:55 pm

I got fed up with my job as a sewer inspector, it just felt as though I was going through the motions.

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Post by Shot By Both Sides » Sat May 23, 2020 2:15 pm

We lost our friend Gavin recently. Sadly he had taken an overdose of heartburn pills. It's really hard to believe that Gav is gone.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat May 23, 2020 10:25 pm

Me - "People keep accidentally asking me to purchase meat for them"

Mate - "By mistake?"

Me - "Oh not you as well?"!!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by lanternhall » Sun May 24, 2020 12:14 am

Anon E Mouse wrote:
Wed May 20, 2020 9:37 am
I was chatting a girl up and she told me she was a sergeant in the police force. Anyway Tina asked me if I wanted to spend the night at hers which I gladly excepted. The next morning she offered me eggs , bacon ,beans and sausages. I said to her...
Don’t fry for me sergeant Tina.
That is probably the worse joke that I have ever heard. Made me smile though.


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