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Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Jul 25, 2021 12:04 am

Had to give up on my plan to set up a business making work surfaces for kitchens. It was counterproductive

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Jul 25, 2021 12:06 am

A lorry carrying snooker equipment has crashed on the motorway. The driver is under a rest and the cues go back for miles.

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Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Jul 25, 2021 12:23 am

Supermarkets are running low on stock…

- Sainsburys haven't got any sausages

- Tesco haven't got any beans

- Asda haven't got any bread

- Aldi haven't got any deep sea diving suits or inflatable flamingos!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Mon Jul 26, 2021 10:18 pm

I bought an old bit of cloth for my boat. It was a jumble sail....

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Tue Jul 27, 2021 7:23 am

I went out drinking with the Beach Boys…

It was alright until I asked whose round it was!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Tue Jul 27, 2021 10:43 pm

I hired a car in Oz once. SatNav was useless though! All it could tell me was to follow the yellow brick road....

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Wed Jul 28, 2021 10:33 pm

I played in a football match on a surface of old bricks, tarmac, concrete blocks and old breeze blocks. We won 3-4 on aggregate....

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Jul 29, 2021 7:57 am

The results of the ‘Three Musketeers Football League’ are in:
4-1
4-1
4-1
4-1
4-1
4-1
4-1
4-4

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Thu Jul 29, 2021 9:01 am

I see Craig David is helping our Olympic archery team…

He's the bow selector!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Thu Jul 29, 2021 9:02 am

I went into Cash Converters yesterday to raise some much-needed cash…

I must admit I was very surprised how much I was able to get. They gave me 5 grand and didn't even take the gun!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Thu Jul 29, 2021 9:06 am

I suffer from an addiction to watching BBC's Mastermind, and I’ve been receiving therapy for the problem…

I'm beginning to feel the sessions may be a waste of time, but I've started so I'll finish!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Jul 29, 2021 12:15 pm

Research shows that laughing for two minutes is just as healthy as a twenty minute jog…

So now I'm sitting in the park laughing at all the joggers!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Thu Jul 29, 2021 5:17 pm

Fuggletim wrote:
Tue Jul 27, 2021 10:43 pm
I hired a car in Oz once. SatNav was useless though! All it could tell me was to follow the yellow brick road....
I returned it and bought one with a "Bonnie Tyler" voiceover. That too was useless as it kept on telling me to "Turn around bright eyes" before it finally fell apart....

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Thu Jul 29, 2021 5:18 pm

Richard Petty wrote:
Thu Jul 29, 2021 9:02 am
I went into Cash Converters yesterday to raise some much-needed cash…

I must admit I was very surprised how much I was able to get. They gave me 5 grand and didn't even take the gun!
Well you have made me laugh out loud now! 😄

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Fri Jul 30, 2021 8:01 pm

I was sitting in a Paris bar (pre-lockdown) and got talking to a French woman. I asked did she play video games at all?

She said "Wii."


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