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Richard Petty
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Tue Aug 31, 2021 5:30 pm

BREAKING NEWS: Scientists have created a range of cars that can run on parsley…

They are now attempting to make trains that can run on thyme!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Tue Aug 31, 2021 5:32 pm

My girlfriend complains that I never let her hold my hand in public…

That is why we're no longer a trapeze act!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Tue Aug 31, 2021 5:33 pm

A man is laid in bed when his wife walks in the room, dressed in sexy underwear and says to him, "Tonight, I’m going to make all your dreams come true!"

He replies, "I doubt that, no one will help you pack at this time of night!"

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Tue Aug 31, 2021 5:54 pm

I went by the house I grew up in and asked if I could go in and look round.

The said, "No!" and slammed the door...

My parents can be so cruel!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Tue Aug 31, 2021 9:43 pm

I hear the next World Snooker Championship will be on ITV. I think there will be too many breaks myself.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Sep 01, 2021 7:51 am

I got invited to Tony the Tigers wedding.

It was a bit of a frostie reception.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Sep 01, 2021 7:52 am

Richard Petty wrote:
Tue Aug 31, 2021 5:54 pm
I went by the house I grew up in and asked if I could go in and look round.

The said, "No!" and slammed the door...

My parents can be so cruel!
Richard.....I think you have discovered one of my sources. 😂

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Wed Sep 01, 2021 1:42 pm

Anon E Mouse wrote:
Wed Sep 01, 2021 7:52 am
Richard Petty wrote:
Tue Aug 31, 2021 5:54 pm
I went by the house I grew up in and asked if I could go in and look round.

The said, "No!" and slammed the door...

My parents can be so cruel!
Richard.....I think you have discovered one of my sources. 😂
I actually said on here a couple of weeks back that I thought you and I were looking at the same Twitter account.
I have left you a few you can use :lol:

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Wed Sep 01, 2021 1:46 pm

I arranged to meet a blind date at the gym today, she didn't show up.
That's when I knew we weren't going to work out.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Wed Sep 01, 2021 1:47 pm

Albert Einstein was a genius and worthy of praise and study. His brother Frank was an absolute monster.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Wed Sep 01, 2021 1:48 pm

I dreamt about drowning in an ocean that was Orange and fizzing.
It took me a while to figure out it was just a Fanta sea.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Sep 01, 2021 6:46 pm

The benefits of simple Origami are twofold

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Sep 01, 2021 6:48 pm

Richard Petty wrote:
Wed Sep 01, 2021 1:42 pm
Anon E Mouse wrote:
Wed Sep 01, 2021 7:52 am
Richard Petty wrote:
Tue Aug 31, 2021 5:54 pm
I went by the house I grew up in and asked if I could go in and look round.

The said, "No!" and slammed the door...

My parents can be so cruel!
Richard.....I think you have discovered one of my sources. 😂
I actually said on here a couple of weeks back that I thought you and I were looking at the same Twitter account.
I have left you a few you can use :lol:
Been using many but the one you have found for almost 18 months.
We might duplicate if I can't be bothered to read back but hey, the Boom Boom thread is the last pleasure re connection with the club and I have invested more hours on it than a Football Ground redevelopment committee :wink:

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Sep 01, 2021 6:52 pm

Anon E Mouse wrote:
Wed Sep 01, 2021 6:48 pm
Richard Petty wrote:
Wed Sep 01, 2021 1:42 pm
Anon E Mouse wrote:
Wed Sep 01, 2021 7:52 am


Richard.....I think you have discovered one of my sources. 😂
I actually said on here a couple of weeks back that I thought you and I were looking at the same Twitter account.
I have left you a few you can use :lol:
Been using many but the one you have found for almost 18 months.
We might duplicate if I can't be bothered to read back but hey, the Boom Boom thread is the last pleasure re connection with the club and I have invested more hours on it than a Football Ground redevelopment committee :wink:
That last bit wasn't a joke btw. I really have.

Richard Petty
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Wed Sep 01, 2021 7:28 pm

Anon E Mouse wrote:
Wed Sep 01, 2021 6:52 pm
Anon E Mouse wrote:
Wed Sep 01, 2021 6:48 pm
Richard Petty wrote:
Wed Sep 01, 2021 1:42 pm


I actually said on here a couple of weeks back that I thought you and I were looking at the same Twitter account.
I have left you a few you can use :lol:
Been using many but the one you have found for almost 18 months.
We might duplicate if I can't be bothered to read back but hey, the Boom Boom thread is the last pleasure re connection with the club and I have invested more hours on it than a Football Ground redevelopment committee :wink:
That last bit wasn't a joke btw. I really have.
You have been a great contributor to this thread, really enjoyed your jokes 😊


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