Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)
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Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar. “We don’t serve your type!” shouts the barman.....
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Uncle Ben has died. No more Mr Rice Guy.........
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot......
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I’m addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop whenever I want.....
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What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? A labracadabrador........
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I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”.......
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How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive west.......
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Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.......
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Conjunctivitis.com – that’s a site for sore eyes.......
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I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going there......
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I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said ‘Analogue?’ I said ‘No, just a watch.'.......
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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He needed a little space.......
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What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? “Aye matey.”......
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Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines........
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What’s E.T. short for? He’s only got little legs.......