Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:48 am

Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar. “We don’t serve your type!” shouts the barman.....

Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:48 am

Uncle Ben has died. No more Mr Rice Guy.........

Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:49 am

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot......

Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:49 am

I’m addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop whenever I want.....

Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:50 am

What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? A labracadabrador........

Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:51 am

I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”.......

Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:51 am

How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive west.......

Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:52 am

Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.......

Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:53 am

Conjunctivitis.com – that’s a site for sore eyes.......

Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:54 am

I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going there......

Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:55 am

I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said ‘Analogue?’ I said ‘No, just a watch.'.......

Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:55 am

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He needed a little space.......

Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:56 am

What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? “Aye matey.”......

Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:56 am

Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines........

Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:57 am

What’s E.T. short for? He’s only got little legs.......

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