Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

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Anon E Mouse wrote: Sat Jun 25, 2022 1:31 pm Apparently Robinsons and Wimbledon have ended their 86 year partnership.
The break up was described as cordial
They will, however, now sponsor the “British National Squash Championships” in June 2023……
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I just saw Beyonce on her way to Wimbledon to watch the tennis.

She’s going to see all the ladies singles, all the ladies singles...
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Fuggletim wrote: Mon Jun 27, 2022 7:10 pm
Anon E Mouse wrote: Sat Jun 25, 2022 1:31 pm Apparently Robinsons and Wimbledon have ended their 86 year partnership.
The break up was described as cordial
They will, however, now sponsor the “British National Squash Championships” in June 2023……
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f(x)=2x1 walks into a bar

The barman says, 'Sorry, we don't cater for functions'.
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There are 2 types of people in this world:
1. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data sets.
2.
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I went to the bar at Wimbledon dressed as a tennis ball.

I got served straight away.
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Anon E Mouse wrote: Tue Jun 28, 2022 3:00 pm I went to the bar at Wimbledon dressed as a tennis ball.

I got served straight away.
I know, I heard you shouting at the barman, what a racket
The old saying goes "You can please some of the people some of the time, but you will never please all the people all the time." In fact sometimes it seems impossible to even please some of the people any of the time
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I was in the Aldershot Drive Thru McDonalds today when mascot “Ronald McDonald” showed up!

In conversation I asked if he liked Clown films? He said “Yes; I’m loving IT!”
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Richard Petty wrote: Tue Jun 28, 2022 6:02 pm
Anon E Mouse wrote: Tue Jun 28, 2022 3:00 pm I went to the bar at Wimbledon dressed as a tennis ball.

I got served straight away.
I know, I heard you shouting at the barman, what a racket
Only because they'd run out of Juice
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Fuggletim wrote: Tue Jun 28, 2022 6:12 pm I was in the Aldershot Drive Thru McDonalds today when mascot “Ronald McDonald” showed up!

In conversation I asked if he liked Clown films? He said “Yes; I’m loving IT!”
I thought they were only shown at Burger Stephen King
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Anon E Mouse wrote: Wed Jun 29, 2022 8:08 am
Fuggletim wrote: Tue Jun 28, 2022 6:12 pm I was in the Aldershot Drive Thru McDonalds today when mascot “Ronald McDonald” showed up!

In conversation I asked if he liked Clown films? He said “Yes; I’m loving IT!”
I thought they were only shown at Burger Stephen King
That’s really good! 😆😆
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My Doctor told me to give up coffee and start drinking orange juice. After a while I felt better and my Doctor said it was probably due to the the Vitamin C in the juice. I think it was the Smirnoff in it myself….
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Wife: Being in a relationship means solving problems together.

Me: Problems I wouldn't have if I was single!
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Holy ****....What a ride!"
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Mountains aren't just funny...

They are hill areas.
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I got sacked from the Salvation Army soup kitchen yesterday…

All I said was, "Hurry up for for goodness sake, some of us have got homes to go to!"
The old saying goes "You can please some of the people some of the time, but you will never please all the people all the time." In fact sometimes it seems impossible to even please some of the people any of the time

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