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Fuggletim
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Sun Nov 28, 2021 1:54 pm

A friend of mine made the front page of the Aldershot News! He's an apprentice at the printers.....

Anon E Mouse
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sun Nov 28, 2021 7:25 pm

Black Friday is such a rip off!

I went on Amazon and ordered four Kindles and today they delivered a ‘Two Ronnies’ DVD!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon Nov 29, 2021 5:58 pm

I don't know why anyone would ever want a pocket calculator...

It's really easy to count how many pockets I've got.

Fuggletim
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Mon Nov 29, 2021 6:30 pm

I often wonder why we never hear about a psychic winning Euromillions?

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Mon Nov 29, 2021 9:41 pm

Two phychics meet at a party

"Hello your ok, how am I"

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Wed Dec 01, 2021 6:06 pm

My friend got a personal trainer a year before his wedding. I thought: "Bloody hell, how long’s the aisle going to be"

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Wed Dec 01, 2021 6:07 pm

I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg.
I thought: ‘This could be interesting.”

Fuggletim
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Wed Dec 01, 2021 9:24 pm

My other half doesn't like spiders, but doesn't want to hurt them. We found one in the bathroom yesterday and she told me to take it out.

Well, myself and the spider went to the football, had a couple of pints and then had a KFC to finish the night! He isn't a bad bloke!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Dec 02, 2021 12:02 am

Richard Petty wrote:
Wed Dec 01, 2021 6:07 pm
I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg.
I thought: ‘This could be interesting.”
There was a scramble for the finish line apparently

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Dec 02, 2021 12:04 am

Fuggletim wrote:
Wed Dec 01, 2021 9:24 pm
My other half doesn't like spiders, but doesn't want to hurt them. We found one in the bathroom yesterday and she told me to take it out.

Well, myself and the spider went to the football, had a couple of pints and then had a KFC to finish the night! He isn't a bad bloke!
8 pints and 8 chicken legs :lol:

Chalkie
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Chalkie » Thu Dec 02, 2021 12:14 am

Bought a chameleon.....

Lost it.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Thu Dec 02, 2021 5:57 pm

I always remember meeting my other half at the local village Summer fair. Some would call it fete........

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Fri Dec 03, 2021 6:07 pm

A guy was stopped in his car by Police on suspicion of drink driving. The officer said "I want you to say the alphabet starting with the letter M"

The guy responded "Malphabet"......

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Fri Dec 03, 2021 9:57 pm

I really love eating Skittles! The local bowling alley eventually banned me though.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Shots1954 » Sat Dec 04, 2021 1:11 pm

A burglar has been caught breaking into the local library….I hope they throw the book at him !!


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