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Richard Petty
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Wed Jun 02, 2021 6:20 pm

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Wed Jun 02, 2021 6:24 pm

Scientists have discovered that two Monkees can order products from Amazon, apparently they are Prime mates.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Wed Jun 02, 2021 9:04 pm

I have just got my Degree after studying the Ancient Greeks! It was a tough 3 x years in that Athens nursing home.....

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Post by bordon shot » Wed Jun 02, 2021 11:03 pm

Burt Bacharach and Sean Connery were discussing music.
Burt asked Sean,
"Who's your favourite composer?"
"Schubert," said Sean.
"Why, thanks very much."

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Jun 04, 2021 1:30 pm

I've found a chip shop in West London that serves its fish on photocopier paper...

It's a little plaice on the A4

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Fri Jun 04, 2021 5:23 pm

I bought a second hand Time Machine next Tuesday...

They don’t make them like they’re going to anymore.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Fri Jun 04, 2021 5:50 pm

An emiment Doctor steps up to the lectern at a medical conference to make a speech. About 2 x minutes in he starts floundering badly and loses the thread of what he wants to say. In despair, he holds up his notes and says:

"Sorry I can't read these; is there a Pharmacist in the house?"

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Jun 05, 2021 9:20 am

A hypnotist once convinced me I was a soft malleable metal with the atomic number 82.

I'm easily lead.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Sat Jun 05, 2021 9:23 am

Our new rescue cat has already proved his worth...

Pulled me out of a river yesterday.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Sat Jun 05, 2021 10:07 am

I was thinking of buying an electric car. Does anyone know if I can drive it on my current licence?

If not would I have to have lesson in a Joule control vehicle?

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Mon Jun 07, 2021 1:51 pm

I lost my "Hackney Carriage" Licence despite my great customer service skills. Apparentley the licensing authority says that "going the extra mile" is not the right thing to do!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Mon Jun 07, 2021 9:56 pm

Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?

Or just a low ha?

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Tue Jun 08, 2021 8:35 am

I've just seen a hammock for sale with 50% off!

I thought about buying it but even with that discount, I'm not that easily swayed...

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Tue Jun 08, 2021 7:18 pm

My Daughter asked me to post this, so sorry if it isn't up to the usual standard 😃

I got a job at Old McDonalds farm. I am CIEIO......

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Tue Jun 08, 2021 7:34 pm

Fuggletim wrote:
Tue Jun 08, 2021 7:18 pm
My Daughter asked me to post this, so sorry if it isn't up to the usual standard 😃

I got a job at Old McDonalds farm. I am CIEIO......
Good for her .......must remember to blame my siblings more for my sense of humour :lol:


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