Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post Reply
Shots1954
Posts: 1372
Joined: Wed Aug 09, 2017 6:31 pm
Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by Shots1954 » Tue Jan 25, 2022 11:57 am

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? Because it was too tired.......

Shots1954
Posts: 1372
Joined: Wed Aug 09, 2017 6:31 pm
Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by Shots1954 » Tue Jan 25, 2022 11:58 am

Three fish are in a tank. One asks the others, "How do you drive this thing?"

Shots1954
Posts: 1372
Joined: Wed Aug 09, 2017 6:31 pm
Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by Shots1954 » Tue Jan 25, 2022 11:59 am

A chicken coup only has two doors. If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.......

Shots1954
Posts: 1372
Joined: Wed Aug 09, 2017 6:31 pm
Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by Shots1954 » Tue Jan 25, 2022 11:59 am

What did Blackbeard the pirate say when he turned eighty? "Aye, matey."

Fuggletim
Posts: 1313
Joined: Sat Jan 18, 2014 11:16 pm
Location: Whitehill
Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by Fuggletim » Tue Jan 25, 2022 4:29 pm

I don’t like having time on my hands so I swapped my wristwatch for a pocket one!

Chalkie
Posts: 260
Joined: Thu Mar 22, 2007 12:50 am
Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by Chalkie » Wed Jan 26, 2022 10:18 am

The bloke who received the pigs heart has given his first radio interview.
I tried to listen, but could only hear crackling.

Richard Petty
Posts: 2774
Joined: Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:12 pm
Location: Farnborough
Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by Richard Petty » Wed Jan 26, 2022 4:01 pm

Chalkie wrote:
Wed Jan 26, 2022 10:18 am
The bloke who received the pigs heart has given his first radio interview.
I tried to listen, but could only hear crackling.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Richard Petty
Posts: 2774
Joined: Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:12 pm
Location: Farnborough
Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by Richard Petty » Wed Jan 26, 2022 4:03 pm

I asked the wife what she wanted for her birthday. "Some chocolate and a nice surprise would be lovely," she replied...

Kinder Egg it is then!

Richard Petty
Posts: 2774
Joined: Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:12 pm
Location: Farnborough
Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by Richard Petty » Wed Jan 26, 2022 4:06 pm

Doctor: "Relax David. It's just a small surgery. Don't panic."

Me: "But my name isn't David?"

Doctor: "I know. I'm David!"

Richard Petty
Posts: 2774
Joined: Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:12 pm
Location: Farnborough
Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by Richard Petty » Wed Jan 26, 2022 4:09 pm

I’ve been thinking about taking up meditation. I figure it’s better than sitting around doing nothing.

Richard Petty
Posts: 2774
Joined: Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:12 pm
Location: Farnborough
Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by Richard Petty » Wed Jan 26, 2022 4:12 pm

What do you call a typo on a headstone?
A grave mistake.

Fuggletim
Posts: 1313
Joined: Sat Jan 18, 2014 11:16 pm
Location: Whitehill
Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by Fuggletim » Wed Jan 26, 2022 6:33 pm

I often wonder how many vampires get caught out when there is an eclipse......

steveshot
Posts: 632
Joined: Sun Apr 01, 2007 9:41 pm
Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by steveshot » Wed Jan 26, 2022 7:03 pm

Q. What goes in hard and dry then comes out wet and soft?
Chewing gum 🤣

Anon E Mouse
Posts: 6431
Joined: Mon Jan 15, 2007 1:29 pm
Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Jan 26, 2022 7:20 pm

Return of the Jedi is not possible without Receipt of the Jedi…

Fuggletim
Posts: 1313
Joined: Sat Jan 18, 2014 11:16 pm
Location: Whitehill
Re: Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Post by Fuggletim » Wed Jan 26, 2022 9:39 pm

Someone asked me where Prague was? I wasn't sure, so I had to Czech.....


Post Reply