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Fuggletim
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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Mon Jun 14, 2021 9:30 pm

Does anyone wonder if everything was just creased before the "Iron Age."

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Jun 16, 2021 7:21 am

A duck goes into a pub and the barman says "Waddle it be?"

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Wed Jun 16, 2021 7:23 am

Another duck walks in a bar and says 'my usual please 2 pints down in one'

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Wed Jun 16, 2021 9:32 pm

I have decided to install football stadium style seating in my TV room to give the full effect of a match! My other half reckons it will all end in tiers.....

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Post by brian bloomfield » Wed Jun 16, 2021 10:20 pm

Two silkworms had a race - it ended in a tie

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Anon E Mouse » Thu Jun 17, 2021 7:45 am

I met a Dalek in the pub who claimed he was from Devon so I asked him “Whereabouts in Devon are you from mate ?”

He replied “EXETER MATE! EXETER MATE!”

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Crondallshot » Thu Jun 17, 2021 8:17 am

Last year I had cataracts removed from both of my eyes. (True)
Now I have 2020 vision.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Thu Jun 17, 2021 9:42 am

"I asked for a wake-up call at a hotel and they said, "You're overweight, a drug addict and you're killing yourself."

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Thu Jun 17, 2021 9:50 am

You know there's no official training for Binmen? They just pick things up as they go along.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Richard Petty » Thu Jun 17, 2021 9:52 am

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Thu Jun 17, 2021 6:39 pm

I watched a dance act called "Streamdance." It wasn't as good as "Riverdance" but it is a fairly good tributary act.

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Post by WTF » Fri Jun 18, 2021 2:22 pm

Retrospectively, I wish I'd bought my baked beans online...

Heinz's site is a wonderful thing!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Sat Jun 19, 2021 9:18 am

Flying back from Dubai, myself and my other half got off the aircraft and as we did so she turned and said: "Bye plane."

She was wrong as it was actually a Boeing 777 Dreamliner jet.......

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Mon Jun 21, 2021 9:38 pm

I think I got my love of classical music from my Grandfather who was a Conductor.

Yes he was always playing Mozart and Beethoven on his number 19 Bus from Aldershot to Midhurst!

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Re: Boom Boom

Post by Fuggletim » Tue Jun 22, 2021 7:33 pm

If there is one thing I have learnt about the Medical profession is that there is no point arguing with a Radiologist as they can see straight through you.......


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